#9 - if you saw something, no you didn't
#8 - I went to Wisconsin, and all I got was this conspiracy theory
#7 - the truth is out there, and SO IS LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES!
#6 strega nona but the pasta is creepy
#5 world ufo day
#4 "I feel fantastic hey hey hey"
#3 It's Time to Whip Out The White Pants
#2: The Kids Are NOT Alright
#1 A Brief History of Being Weird