Do Not Feed the Cryptids

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#9 - if you saw something, no you didn't

#8 - I went to Wisconsin, and all I got was this conspiracy theory

#7 - the truth is out there, and SO IS LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES!

#6 strega nona but the pasta is creepy

#5 world ufo day

#4 "I feel fantastic hey hey hey"

#3 It's Time to Whip Out The White Pants

#2: The Kids Are NOT Alright

#1 A Brief History of Being Weird

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