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I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
+ some thoughts going into debut year
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November 2023

cover reveal for LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES + preorder info
screaming, crying, throwing up
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October 2023

it's always halloween if you're trying hard enough
people might look at you weird, but that's THEIR issue
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September 2023

it's spooky szn!
what's really spooky is how badly I fell off the wagon doing a newsletter 💀
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April 2023

it's the end of april, so in a few days....
IT'S GONNA BE MAY
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do it for the vine!
aka my own personal enjoyment of the craft of writing
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March 2023

alexa play "feedback" by janet jackson
it's a banger, tbh
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back at it again at krispy kreme
aka starting a new project
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February 2023

void era, baby
you know, now that I'm done killing my characters in The Sims
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and I didn't even take the ladder out of the pool...
CW for death, illness, murder, blood, violence, kidnapping, guns, car accidents, arson etc.
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It's time to make some goopy carbonara
wabadebadoo! (that's simlish for "i'm on fire!")
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January 2023

reduce, reuse, revise
revising and recycling are similar because you really just want to throw things away
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