Do Not Feed the Cryptids

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it's spooky szn!
what's really spooky is how badly I fell off the wagon doing a newsletter 💀
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Mallory Marlowe
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April 2023
it's the end of april, so in a few days....
IT'S GONNA BE MAY
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Mallory Marlowe
do it for the vine!
aka my own personal enjoyment of the craft of writing
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Mallory Marlowe
March 2023
alexa play "feedback" by janet jackson
it's a banger, tbh
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Mallory Marlowe
back at it again at krispy kreme
aka starting a new project
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Mallory Marlowe
February 2023
void era, baby
you know, now that I'm done killing my characters in The Sims
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Mallory Marlowe
and I didn't even take the ladder out of the pool...
CW for death, illness, murder, blood, violence, kidnapping, guns, car accidents, arson etc.
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Mallory Marlowe
It's time to make some goopy carbonara
wabadebadoo! (that's simlish for "i'm on fire!")
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Mallory Marlowe
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January 2023
reduce, reuse, revise
revising and recycling are similar because you really just want to throw things away
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Mallory Marlowe
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get in loser, we're fighting our imposter syndrome behind a denny's dumpster
aka happy new year
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Mallory Marlowe
November 2022
coming soon to a haunted forest near you!
(it's nothing scary, i promise)
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Mallory Marlowe
remember when I said I'd be good at this?
Neither do I.
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Mallory Marlowe
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