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#5 world ufo day
a day late + preorder info!
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Mallory Marlowe

June 2024

#4 "I feel fantastic hey hey hey"
Our robot overlords just want to bop!
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May 2024

#3 It's Time to Whip Out The White Pants
The ever-fashionable Fresno Nightcrawlers.
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#2: The Kids Are NOT Alright
The Ariel School UFO Incident
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#1 A Brief History of Being Weird
Relaunching this newsletter with a consistent theme and frequent updates! Go me!
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December 2023

I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
+ some thoughts going into debut year
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November 2023

cover reveal for LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES + preorder info
screaming, crying, throwing up
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October 2023

it's always halloween if you're trying hard enough
people might look at you weird, but that's THEIR issue
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September 2023

it's spooky szn!
what's really spooky is how badly I fell off the wagon doing a newsletter 💀
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April 2023

it's the end of april, so in a few days....
IT'S GONNA BE MAY
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do it for the vine!
aka my own personal enjoyment of the craft of writing
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March 2023

alexa play "feedback" by janet jackson
it's a banger, tbh
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