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#8 - I went to Wisconsin, and all I got was this conspiracy theory
actually that's not true + some post-release thoughts
Sep 10, 2024 • 
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#8 - I went to Wisconsin, and all I got was this conspiracy theory
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#10 - is this thing on?
let's play some catch up
May 30 • 
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#10 - is this thing on?
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#9 - if you saw something, no you didn't
Love at First Sighting Cover Reveal
Nov 20, 2024 • 
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#9 - if you saw something, no you didn't
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#7 - the truth is out there, and SO IS LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES!
happy birthday little cryptids
Aug 20, 2024 • 
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#7 - the truth is out there, and SO IS LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES!
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cover reveal for LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES + preorder info
screaming, crying, throwing up
Nov 21, 2023 • 
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cover reveal for LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES + preorder info
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#2: The Kids Are NOT Alright
The Ariel School UFO Incident
May 15, 2024 • 
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#2: The Kids Are NOT Alright
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#1 A Brief History of Being Weird
Relaunching this newsletter with a consistent theme and frequent updates! Go me!
May 7, 2024 • 
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#1 A Brief History of Being Weird
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#4 "I feel fantastic hey hey hey"
Our robot overlords just want to bop!
Jun 13, 2024 • 
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#4 "I feel fantastic hey hey hey"
#6 strega nona but the pasta is creepy
I'm going to talk about creepypastas here. I swear this title makes sense.
Aug 15, 2024 • 
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#6 strega nona but the pasta is creepy
#5 world ufo day
a day late + preorder info!
Jul 3, 2024 • 
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#5 world ufo day
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
+ some thoughts going into debut year
Dec 21, 2023 • 
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I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
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#3 It's Time to Whip Out The White Pants
The ever-fashionable Fresno Nightcrawlers.
May 27, 2024 • 
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#3 It's Time to Whip Out The White Pants
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