Do Not Feed the Cryptids

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I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser

cover reveal for LOVE AND OTHER CONSPIRACIES + preorder info

it's always halloween if you're trying hard enough

it's spooky szn!

it's the end of april, so in a few days....

do it for the vine!

alexa play "feedback" by janet jackson

back at it again at krispy kreme

void era, baby

and I didn't even take the ladder out of the pool...

It's time to make some goopy carbonara

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