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my horoscope said to be vulnerable
also remember how I was so good at being consistent at newsletters for like 3 months? me either
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it's the end of april, so in a few days....
IT'S GONNA BE MAY
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do it for the vine!
aka my own personal enjoyment of the craft of writing
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reduce, reuse, revise
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It's time to make some goopy carbonara
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there's no turning back now
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coming soon to a haunted forest near you!
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get in loser, we're fighting our imposter syndrome behind a denny's dumpster
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alexa play "feedback" by janet jackson
it's a banger, tbh
Mar 22 • 
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back at it again at krispy kreme
aka starting a new project
Mar 10 • 
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void era, baby
you know, now that I'm done killing my characters in The Sims
Feb 21 • 
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and I didn't even take the ladder out of the pool...
CW for death, illness, murder, blood, violence, kidnapping, guns, car accidents, arson etc.
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It's time to make some goopy carbonara
wabadebadoo! (that's simlish for "i'm on fire!")
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reduce, reuse, revise
revising and recycling are similar because you really just want to throw things away
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get in loser, we're fighting our imposter syndrome behind a denny's dumpster
aka happy new year
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